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From a Finnish restaurant, how not to translate!!


Finnglish menu items (real, but restaurant names withheld!)


Shrimp and crap salad for two.


Grilled pork shop.


You can have crap on your pizza.


Tepid chicken salad with bread.


We give you water only when you ask.


Dead snails from Åland in garlic and butter sauce.


The cock is recommending today's beef.


We can serve your steak with much blood, some blood, or well-done.


The house's tart is called Torttu in Finnish and is warm.


Ice cream with warm bear halves and toffee sauce.


Finnish mushroom salad - wild, salty and sticky mushrooms with cream sauce

and pickles.


Mexican burrito with mutilated chicken meat and salsa.


Try traditional Finnish pee soup.


We can bring the nuts and drinks to your room (room service card). Drink
something if you want (room service card). On our breakfast table you will
find the cheese, the meat and some others.


Omelet is made with recent eggs from a local farm where the chickens are
alive.


This week is "bird meat week" but we also have a good selection of mammal
meat.


Japanese guests can have traditional breakfast with stinky rice and
fishes.


Blini served with cream and not real caviar.


Tar ice cream - Finnish special. Good for people who eat tar and lingon
berries.


Children's hamburger is served with the French Pizzas. After clock 21 are
not. Sorry.


Meat with sweat and sour sauce.


Chin piece of steak with potatoes in cream


Coat cheese and pepper in minced balls

Rockin Dave - Mister Boogie Woogie -Midnight Rock