//LMSOFT Web Creator Pro, Version:6.0.0.4
//LMSOFT Kernel 90

var projectroot="../";
InitResources2('en');
var LMObjects = new Array();
var objindex=0;
var fontbase=96.;
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try {
if(isValideBrowser(7.00,5.00)) {
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LMObjects[objindex++] = LMDiv("Page",1,0,0,null,0,null,null,null,null,0);
defpagewitdh=1000;
branchlist = new Array();
LMObjects[objindex++] = LMText("Text1",1,1,0,EffectRideauRightLeft,0,null,branchlist,null,null);
menumodel001Show("Menu1");
branchlist = new Array();
LMObjects[objindex++] = LMText("Text2",1,1,0,null,0,null,branchlist,null,null);
LMObjects[objindex++] = LMImage("Img1",1,1,0,null,0,null,null,null,null,0);
if(is.ns) Img1=FindTagFromId('Img1');
LMObjects[objindex++] = LMButton("But1",1,1,0,null,0,null,new LMBranchEx("0","./male-chauvinist-pig-jokes.html",null,0.0,null,null,1,1,1,1,1,1,0,640,480,"malechauvinistpigjokes"),null,null,null,0,0,1);
LMObjects[objindex++] = LMButton("But2",1,1,0,null,0,null,new LMBranchEx("0","./tommy-cooper.html",null,0.0,null,null,1,1,1,1,1,1,0,640,480,"tommycooper"),null,null,null,0,0,1);
LMObjects[objindex++] = LMButton("But4",1,1,0,null,0,null,new LMBranchEx("0","./musician-jokes.html",null,0.0,null,null,1,1,1,1,1,1,0,640,480,"musicianjokes"),null,null,null,0,0,1);
LMObjects[objindex++] = LMButton("But5",1,1,0,null,0,null,new LMBranchEx("0","./being-british.html",null,0.0,null,null,1,1,1,1,1,1,0,640,480,"beingbritish"),null,null,null,0,0,1);
LMObjects[objindex++] = LMButton("But6",1,1,0,null,0,null,new LMBranchEx("0","./born-in-the-5027s.html",null,0.0,null,null,1,1,1,1,1,1,0,640,480,"bornin50s"),null,null,null,0,0,1);
LMObjects[objindex++] = LMButton("But7",1,1,0,null,0,null,new LMBranchEx("0","./brain-teaser.html",null,0.0,null,null,1,1,1,1,1,1,0,640,480,"brainteaser"),null,null,null,0,0,1);
LMObjects[objindex++] = LMButton("But10",1,1,0,null,0,null,new LMBranchEx("0","./eye-test.html",null,0.0,null,null,1,1,1,1,1,1,0,640,480,"eyetest"),null,null,null,0,0,1);
LMObjects[objindex++] = LMButton("But11",1,1,0,null,0,null,new LMBranchEx("0","./four-stages-of-life.html",null,0.0,null,null,1,1,1,1,1,1,0,640,480,"fourstages"),null,null,null,0,0,1);
LMObjects[objindex++] = LMButton("But12",1,1,0,null,0,null,new LMBranchEx("0","./george-bush.html",null,0.0,null,null,1,1,1,1,1,1,0,640,480,"georgebush"),null,null,null,0,0,1);
LMObjects[objindex++] = LMButton("But13",1,1,0,null,0,null,new LMBranchEx("0","./global-economy.html",null,0.0,null,null,1,1,1,1,1,1,0,640,480,"globaleconomy"),null,null,null,0,0,1);
LMObjects[objindex++] = LMButton("But15",1,1,0,null,0,null,new LMBranchEx("0","./how-not-to-translate.html",null,0.0,null,null,1,1,1,1,1,1,0,640,480,"hownottotranslate"),null,null,null,0,0,1);
LMObjects[objindex++] = LMButton("But3",1,1,0,null,0,null,new LMBranchEx("0","./did-you-ever-wonder.html",null,0.0,null,null,1,1,1,1,1,1,0,640,480,"didueverwonder"),null,null,null,0,0,1);
LMObjects[objindex++] = LMButton("But17",1,1,0,null,0,null,new LMBranchEx("0","./intelligence-test.html",null,0.0,null,null,1,1,1,1,1,1,0,640,480,"intelligancetest"),null,null,null,0,0,1);
LMObjects[objindex++] = LMButton("But18",1,1,0,null,0,null,new LMBranchEx("0","./interesting-facts.html",null,0.0,null,null,1,1,1,1,1,1,0,640,480,"interestingfacts"),null,null,null,0,0,1);
LMObjects[objindex++] = LMButton("But19",1,1,0,null,0,null,new LMBranchEx("0","./interesting-words.html",null,0.0,null,null,1,1,1,1,1,1,0,640,480,"interestingwords"),null,null,null,0,0,1);
LMObjects[objindex++] = LMButton("But20",1,1,0,null,0,null,new LMBranchEx("0","./jokes.html",null,0.0,null,null,1,1,1,1,1,1,0,640,480,"doctorswaiting"),null,null,null,0,0,1);
LMObjects[objindex++] = LMButton("But22",1,1,0,null,0,null,new LMBranchEx("0","./losing-a-friend.html",null,0.0,null,null,1,1,1,1,1,1,0,640,480,"losingafriend"),null,null,null,0,0,1);
LMObjects[objindex++] = LMButton("But23",1,1,0,null,0,null,new LMBranchEx("0","./mafia-application.html",null,0.0,null,null,1,1,1,1,1,1,0,640,480,"mafiaapplication"),null,null,null,0,0,1);
LMObjects[objindex++] = LMButton("But24",1,1,0,null,0,null,new LMBranchEx("0","./mouse.html",null,0.0,null,null,1,1,1,1,1,1,0,640,480,"mouse"),null,null,null,0,0,1);
LMObjects[objindex++] = LMButton("But25",1,1,0,null,0,null,new LMBranchEx("0","./prince-charles.html",null,0.0,null,null,1,1,1,1,1,1,0,640,480,"princecharles"),null,null,null,0,0,1);
LMObjects[objindex++] = LMButton("But26",1,1,0,null,0,null,new LMBranchEx("0","./pussy.html",null,0.0,null,null,1,1,1,1,1,1,0,640,480,"pussy"),null,null,null,0,0,1);
LMObjects[objindex++] = LMButton("But27",1,1,0,null,0,null,new LMBranchEx("0","./puzzle.html",null,0.0,null,null,1,1,1,1,1,1,0,640,480,"puzzle"),null,null,null,0,0,1);
LMObjects[objindex++] = LMButton("But28",1,1,0,null,0,null,new LMBranchEx("0","./signs.html",null,0.0,null,null,1,1,1,1,1,1,0,640,480,"signs"),null,null,null,0,0,1);
LMObjects[objindex++] = LMButton("But29",1,1,0,null,0,null,new LMBranchEx("0","./wisdom-from-the-military.html",null,0.0,null,null,1,1,1,1,1,1,0,640,480,"wisdomfromthemilitary"),null,null,null,0,0,1);
LMObjects[objindex++] = LMButton("But30",1,1,0,null,0,null,new LMBranchEx("0","./words-of-wisdom.html",null,0.0,null,null,1,1,1,1,1,1,0,640,480,"wordsofwisdom"),null,null,null,0,0,1);
LMObjects[objindex++] = LMButton("But31",1,1,0,null,0,null,new LMBranchEx("0","./world.html",null,0.0,null,null,1,1,1,1,1,1,0,640,480,"world"),null,null,null,0,0,1);
LMObjects[objindex++] = LMButton("But33",1,1,0,null,0,null,new LMBranchEx("0","./f-word.html",null,0.0,null,null,1,1,1,1,1,1,0,640,480,"fword"),null,null,null,0,0,1);
LMObjects[objindex++] = LMImage("Img2",1,1,0,null,0,null,null,null,null,0);
if(is.ns) Img2=FindTagFromId('Img2');
LMObjects[objindex++] = LMImage("Img3",1,1,0,null,0,null,null,null,null,0);
if(is.ns) Img3=FindTagFromId('Img3');
LMObjects[objindex++] = LMButton("But35",1,1,0,null,0,null,new LMBranchEx("0","./bigger-one.html",null,0.0,null,null,1,1,1,1,1,1,0,640,480,"biggerone"),null,null,null,0,0,1);
LMObjects[objindex++] = LMButton("But34",1,1,0,null,0,null,new LMBranchEx("0","./qantas-airlines.html",null,0.0,null,null,1,1,1,1,1,1,0,640,480,"qantasairlines"),null,null,null,0,0,1);
LMObjects[objindex++] = LMButton("But36",1,1,0,null,0,null,new LMBranchEx("0","./italian-border-control.html",null,0.0,null,null,1,1,1,1,1,1,0,640,480,"italianbordercontrol"),null,null,null,0,0,1);
LMObjects[objindex++] = LMButton("But37",1,1,0,null,0,null,new LMBranchEx("0","./philippine-bank.html",null,0.0,null,null,1,1,1,1,1,1,0,640,480,"philippinebank"),null,null,null,0,0,1);
LMObjects[objindex++] = LMButton("But38",1,1,0,null,0,null,new LMBranchEx("0","./zoo-keeper.html",null,0.0,null,null,1,1,1,1,1,1,0,640,480,"zoo"),null,null,null,0,0,1);
LMObjects[objindex++] = LMButton("But9",1,1,0,null,0,null,new LMBranchEx("0","./horses-doo-wop.html",null,0.0,null,null,1,1,1,1,1,1,0,640,480,"horsesdoowop"),null,null,null,0,0,1);
branchlist = new Array();
branchlist[0] = new LMBranchEx("1","./ice-fishing.html",null,0.0,null,"NULL",1,1,1,1,1,1,0,640,480,"NULL");
LMObjects[objindex++] = LMText("Txt2",1,1,0,null,0,null,branchlist,null,null);
branchlist = new Array();
branchlist[0] = new LMBranchEx("1","./presidential-history.html",null,0.0,null,"NULL",1,1,1,1,1,1,0,640,480,"NULL");
LMObjects[objindex++] = LMText("Text13",1,1,0,null,0,null,branchlist,null,null);
LMObjects[objindex++] = LMButton("But8",1,1,0,null,0,null,new LMBranchEx("0","./more-jokes.htm",null,0.0,null,null,1,1,1,1,1,1,0,640,480,"morejokes"),null,null,null,0,0,1);
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}
}catch(e) {
alert(e.message);
}
SetBaseColor(0x3ed,0x3f3,0x75);
LMObjectAnimate();